The Fastest Way to Pack a One Hitter Discreetly

(This is entirely hypothetical.) โ€œWhere did it go? I just had it!โ€ I asked the question but expected and got no answer. The music was entirely too loud at the show. If I dropped it, then it was done for. I sighed and looked up at the brisk star filled sky. โ€œWhy! Why canโ€™t I just keep one chillum pipe! Why!โ€

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I felt the outside of my jean jacket breast pocket for the familiar feel of the thin hard backup one hitter glass pipe I stored there before we left for the show. My girlfriends all swayed to the music around me while I fumbled for the small metal weed grinder I kept in my bag. Score! It was already filled with my ground up medicine from before we left for the show. Good thing I brushed up on how to clean a one hitter before we left.

You have go to keep your one hitter clean or it will get clogged easy and won't work during your next smoke session

Deftly, I loaded theย one hitterย down near my waist. I figured nobody would notice since it was dark and there were so many people there. Cleaning a one hitterย is essential or they get clogged quickly, so proper maintenance is a must.ย You can get plenty of resources on how to get resin out of a pipe. Fortunately, my being a smoking pipe veteran, I had made sure my chillums were sparkling clean before we left. Sparkling may be a stretch, but they were definitely smokable.

I just hoped nobody bumped into me while I was busy packing the one hitter.ย Suddenly I got this feeling from my left that I was being watched. I tensed a little and tried to slyly take a look. I missed being sly by about a million miles. I found a smiling thickly bearded face next to me. I always have this deer in the headlights moment when smoking becomes social. I have my circle of friends I am comfortable with, but when smoking a glass chillum in public or at a party, the likelihood that a stranger will want to become friendly is inevitable.

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I gave him a half hearted grin back hoping that was enough. He took a step closer and held out his vaporizer. I like vape pens but I am a much bigger fan of classic glass pipes. Vape pens take a lot of the fun out of smoking. I sort of leaned in towards him and said no thanks. But, once I finished packing the one hitter, I offered it to him which he accepted.

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Guys introducing themselves to us girls is supposed to be a mystery. Itโ€™s supposed to be difficult. But us mj fans have made it too easy. Anybody can walk up to us during a smoke session and ask if they can join in. We always feel obligated to let them into the smoke circle creating an entirely too easy route for segueing into a conversation.

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This was going to be a little more difficult for him because he would have to talk over the music. However, instead of talking to me, this guy handed back my chillum after taking a solid three rips, said thanks and walked back to his group of buddies. I actually felt slighted. Just smoke and run, huh? At least he knew how to use a one hitter and gave it back clean.

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I repacked my chillum with a sense of agitation. I felt taken advantage of. In fact, I spent the rest of the concert just irritated. Not how I imagined this show or my Friday night going. As everyone began to file out, somebody bumped into me. It was the same dude again. โ€œHey, thanks for smoking me out back there,โ€ he said.

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I eyed him for a moment before saying in a still irritated voice, โ€œYeah, no problem.โ€

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โ€œSorry I just took off, but I figured there was no way you would have heard me over the music anyways.โ€

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Well that made sense, I thought. Then he held his hand out to me. In his palm was my favorite black and yellow silicone chillum smoking pipe that I thought I had lost forever during the show. โ€œWhere did you get that?โ€

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โ€œI saw it in the grass back there when we were leaving right around where you had been standing. Figured it must have been yours. Iโ€™ve never met such an organized smoker in my life.โ€ He said with a smile.

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I glared at him and took my smoking pipe back again. โ€œMy name is Phil,โ€ he said. Oh boy, I thought. ย ย 

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